My wife and I caught up on This is Us last night and in Tuesday’s episode Mandy Moore’s character named the reindeer and I commented that it was barbarian for her to go out of order.
The wife follows up by coming over the top to reveal she can’t name them period….
To her credit, after a moment of thought she was able to rattle off 7.
On Donner, on Dasher, on Prancer, on Comit, on Dancer, on Vixin, on Rudolph, on Cupid
And still we dont have the order, am I nuts or should I be worried my wife is engaging in textbook precrime?
Let’s send the signal out and determine who’s nuts.

The Mystery Man from The Everyone Gets a Trophy Podcast (killing it nbd) is a wealth of info but apparently not deer so on to the next one.
Went to the Jersey boy for some diversity in my research and a noble effort yielding several correct answers yet went out of order so like my dick Statisitics professor junior year I am giving no partial credit.
Next we have a glimmer of false hope.

Relatively close at least he named them all but a little birdie informed me she was feeding him answers.

Ayyyye finally a winner. This gal was raised right hitting all 9 in order that’s how it’s done.
For the hottest take let’s keep it in the family and go to my brother.

So there you have it I was right, there’s an order and if you don’t know it you’re at risk for committing some sort of crime down the road.
Sing it.
