Fortune.com Wendy’s promised a man free chicken nuggets for a year—but only if he gets 18 million retweets.
Carter Wilkerson, a man from Reno, Nevada, tweeted at the fast food chain on Tuesday, asking how many retweets he would need for a year of free chicken nuggets. Wendy’s replied to Wilkerson with the 18 million retweet stipulation—a nearly impossible feat, considering Wilkerson would need 5.6% of the Twitter user base to retweet him, according to CNBC.
What’s more, Ellen Degeneres’ selfie at the Oscars in 2014—with was loaded with celebrities—has over 3 million retweets. Her tweet—which is also the most retweeted tweet of all time, notes CNBC—is still about 14.7 million less than the 18 million Wilkerson apparently needs.

Chicken Nuggets are all the rage these days.  #MeVsNuggets was trending in March when Stephan Sharp tried to eat more chicken nuggets than the Denver Nuggets scored points.

He tapped out at 55 while Denver dropped 113.

Pray for Stephan as he went with BK nuggets, poor guy.

This time it’s Wendy’s nuggets going viral….

This isn’t the first time the Wendy’s Twitter made headlines.  Back in January they “owned” some guy who called bull shit on Wendy’s “never frozen” claim.  He said what we were all thinking and when Wendy’s reminded him the beef is simply refrigerated, not fronzen, everyone acted like the red headed slut dropped Carter in cold blood.

Nowadays they’re back in the news because some jabroni asked how many retweets it would take to get free chicken nuggets.

Wendy’s replied and for the last week this guy’s been spamming Twitter HARD looking for any and all retweets.

My first thought in all this, “Why in the blue hell are these people settling for the second tier of fast food nuggets, let alone spending entire days grinding for retweets for said subpar nuggets.”

That’s when my big brain put two and two together and went for gold.

Pulled the pin and tossed a Twitter grenade into cyber space, with any luck they’d return an airdrop of nuggets….

Calm down people don’t panic… this isn’t bad news, we’re on their radar.  They’re testing us we need to play this right….

Well played….

BOOOOOOOM

That folks is how it’s done.  I didn’t pester my followers requesting retweets, I didn’t spam your Facebook wall with a story about some jokers shortcoming, and I certainty didn’t settle for anything but the most elite chicken nugget.

I’ll just ride off into the sunset with my free Chick Fil A

MY PLEASURE