What a time to be alive.

When the Donald won the election and became president in the United States I’m sure a lot of people sat up in their beds and said “shit, I can win an election.” This is no more evident than Kane now running for mayor of Knox Tennessee.

From his humble roots in hell, fire, and brimstone where he showed up in the WWE to battle his brother that set him on fire as a child, to Knox Tennessee where he settled down to raise his family, the former demon is out to make Tennessee great.

Side note: I love how his official campaign logo is literally centered around fire…

It’s kinda been his thing for the last 20 years, I highly doubt any country bumpkin that dares to run against Kane will have that kind of fire.

Can’t wait to hear about his healthcare initiative…