Unicorns.

For a majority of my life they were a fictional creature but The New Day changed all that years ago and now you can’t go anywhere without being inundated by Unicorns.

The latest Unicorn creations came by way of the Hometown Burger Chain Burgatory and National Coffee Brand Starbucks.

Last month I canceled all obligations to hit up my local Burgatory and I’ll be honest it was fan freakin tastic.

It was a Lucky Charms derivative and with the addition of Vanilla Vodka it made for one of the tastiest shakes around. I’m no Burgatory shill so I will add that the pooping was certainly one of the more magical bowels but I would order again if it’s availability wasn’t so limited.

Fast forward 3 weeks and Starbucks is all aboard the Unicorn hype train offering a Unicorn Frappuccino.

This time around they weren’t going to parlay the deliciousness of a premier cereal with their iconic coffee but instead spring for a fruity beverage that started sweet and ended sour, changing colors along the way.

When all the pixie dust had settled their had to be a winner and it wasn’t even close with Burgatory taking Starbucks to Suplex City.

Maybe it was the order in which I enjoyed but coming off that Burgatory concoction it was clear which company had mastered frozen treats.  The Starbucks version was a bit runny and in the end the sourness made me less likely to rave about it than the sweet Burgatory shake.

So who’s going to be the next ‘corny company jumping on the bandwagon.