Because you turn into George Carlin when you’re hungry.
Good grief, that man is pissed! He makes a good point that the gutless media shouldn’t be running off telling the club secrets but come on man how naive do you have to be to drop actual nuggets on these clowns?
He’s spent his whole life in baseball and should probably know by now not to trust the snakes in the grass. He could be such a huge loser that he got into baseball so the media had to talk to him and he could feel like he has hundreds of friends and no one could say no to being his friend…
Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Uncle Jesse officially announced the return of Full House. I have to imagine this really grinds Jimmy Fallon’s gears since twice he tried to kick start a Full House Reunion.
Back in Janaury the cast got together spawning rumors of a potential return. My first thought was there was way too much Kimmy Gibbler since she was always pegged as the annoying neighbor and with the absence of either Olson twin it looked like they were trying to bait and switch us Michelle for Kimmy. Based on what Uncle Jesse, and yes he will only ever be Uncle Jesse, said on Kimmel it appears the new iteration will carry the core of parent (DJ), sister (Stephanie) and friend (Kimmy) to raise her 3 kids.
Uncle Jesse says he hopes to have an Olson on board for the initial reunion, but I personally feel slighted she wont be one of the three adults on the show. Uncle Jesse was a total bad ass before he moved in. He was in a band, recklessly rode his motorcycle, and lets face it, was a straight pussy magnet. Swapping that dynamic out for Miss Vanilla Aunt Stephanie won’t come close to the potential having Bad Ass Aunt Michelle would have, but maybe some cameos can save face.
My two hopes are they do not castrate the spinoff the way Disney did with Girl Meets World. I can still pop on ABC Family and get down with Boy Meets World but this new show is lame-city and basically a crappy Disney show that happens to have Corey and Topanga on the payroll. My second hope is they cast the shit out of the youngest son. He legitimately has to be the cutest kid in Hollywood. Go back up and look at those gifs of Michelle, she pretty much made the show and it’s no coincidence Full House ended when she entered that awkward puberty phase. Get it right Uncle Jesse.
MetroWith her long blonde hair, piercing eyes and gorgeous pout, you’d be forgiven for thinking you were looking at Daenerys Targaryen. But this is actually a picture of Rosie Mac, who has been standing in as a double for Emilia Clarke on the set of Game of Thrones series five. Mac, 18, hails from Newquay in Cornwall but moved to Marbella, Spain, when she was 10, according to her blog on Vivaworld.
After the season 5 premier we ripped the new season of Game of Thrones for favoring man ass over its characteristic lady parts. It’s become well known that Emilia Clarke, known for her role of “Mother of Dragons” Daenerys Targaryen has shut down nude scenes so Hollywood will respect her for her acting and not her hooters.
Today Metro dropped this little nugget that Emilia has a body double, Rosie Mac that could allow us some faceless nude scene. Upon review The Yuppie Yinzer endorses the casting and would like to put the two of them in the Smut Wars ring to declare the true champion.
First, in the red corner is the household name and talent behind Khaleesi, Emilia Clarke. Let’s go to the tale of the tape aka her pictures.
The Yuppie Yinzer is all about being fair and balanced and understands some prefer brunettes over blondes. Without further adieu I bring you every day Emilia Clarke with her natural brunette locks.
Certainly a looker. It’s no surprise she is one of the most favored members of the Game of Thrones cast.
Now to the blue corner for Emilia’s competition. I bring you Rosie Mac.
Emilia isn’t the only one rocking the darker shades, Rosie too has been known to dabble in the brunette.
We got ourselves a Mexican sexy Khaleesi standoff. Like any good judge we’re going to take this to the next level.
As noted above Emilia Clarke is setting herself up for a career after ‘Thrones and will hit the big screen this summer in the blockbuster Terminator sequel. How’s she looking as Sarah Connor?
Uh-oh leather and assault riffals do not have the same sex appeal as dragons…
My reaction
And with that The Yuppie Yinzer has no choice but to award Rosie Mac as “Queen of the Mother of Dragons”
SI.com Pittsburgh Steelers All-Pro wide receiver Antonio Brown plans on skipping the team’s offseason workouts as he seeks a new contract, reports Fox Sports’ Mike Garafolo. Pittsburgh’s offseason program starts Monday. According to the report, Brown is also thinking about not attending the team’s three-day mandatory minicamp, which starts June 16 and training camp which begins at the end of July. Brown signed a five-year, $42.5 million extension with Pittsburgh in 2012 and then restructured his contract last season, creating $4 million in cap space for the team. He is not scheduled to become an unrestricted free agent until after the 2017 season. He made $5.285 million last season and is scheduled to make $6 million in base salary for the 2015 season. Brown, 26, led the NFL with 129 catches for 1,698 yards last season and also scored 13 touchdowns, earning first-team AP All-Pro honors. He also had 319 punt return yards with one touchdown.
He was one of the best wide receivers in the game in 2014. Since the Steelers early round exit from the playoffs he has worked out with The Rock, and was a captain at this years Pro Bowl. It would only make sense that he takes the time to hold out of his current contract until he gets paid.
It makes sense from his point of view. With only $3.4 million of his remaining $20+ million contract this play is likely to move some of that contract pay to guaranteed pay and protect himself in the event of an injury. It ain’t my money and he’s been one hell of a fantasy football investment so why not, give the man his bags of money.
The truth is, when you’re throwing weights around with The Rock do you really need to be working out with your teammates? Probably not. If we make it to September and still do not see #84 on the field then we’ll bitch and moan. But today, we ain’t talkin about a game… we talkin about PRACTICE.
Great news, the Penguins went up to NYC and found the best player on earth they’ve been waiting on.
And then he did it again!
Almost feel like the Cleveland Caveliers here. Savor and face of the franchise vanishes only to return in 2015 and take his team back to the championship…
Game three Monday back at Consol.
Also can we not do the #PensIn__ shit this time? Every year it picks back up and all I think of is Pen 15 and then I have dicks on my brain and no longer care for hockey. Let’s stay away from that this season.
Interesting concept here. I know a family or two that reside in Pittsburgh and are legitimately funny and could be the Kardashian’s of the east but I doubt that is what these casting people are looking for.
No instead we’ll get some try hard dopes who memorize Pittsburgh Dad videos ahead of their close-up’s and their transparency will be obvious in episode one.
If you’re just looking for some clowns in wife beaters and jorts who talk funny and trash the Heinz Field parking lots every summer for a country music concert than good luck to ya, but if you’re in it for the long game and looking for the next big reality hit, you let me know.
NoiseyThis far-reaching trend lives mostly on the #sausagemovement hashtag, and sausage addicts across the whole of America have been spitting bars about their beloved pork cylinders, filming the evidence and posting it online at a pretty impressive rate. There is much dispute within the #sausagemovement as to how it all started, but all roads lead back to two origin videos.
Kids do the darndest things…
Upon seeing this video, it was at this moment I HAD to know what the hell was going on here. A wiki-google-tube later and the story was clear. It all started with a harmless rap at some high school lunch about everyone’s new favorite breakfast meat.
Naturally a relatively harmless fun time at lunch completely devolves thanks to the internet and before you know it we have some freak beast gym rat in non matching socks (pictured right) hanging with his sister’s friends blowing up all kinds of protected groups. With one little part in an innocuous YouTube video he personifies that dream Martin Luther King Jr longed for in his famous speech. Go ahead have a look for yourself
For some time, bacon was king in households across America. The classic breakfast food branched out and was broken into bits for salads, added in pieces to sandwiches and burgers and fun was had by all. Guacamole tried to supplant bacon as king and more recently sriracha is getting its grubbey paws all up in everyone’s shit.
These days however sausage is making big movies. Now with its own hashtag persona as well as local greats such as Emilanos Diablo Taco and Peppis Sandwich of the City Roethlisburger using sausage in their masterpieces, its only a matter of time until every restaurant in the world cant wait to tell you about their new sausage infused dish.
They announced Ben Affleck as Bruce Wayne and set the internet on fire. The pushed back the release a full year and set the internet on fire. I expect the same today when this video makes it around the inter office email when everyone is looking for a way to not work this Friday.
I thought the first Superman movie was hot garbage. Literally destroyed Metropolis and people are clapping it up for the alien in a cape. Obviously pitting Batman against him peeks my interest and we’ll check er out, but with the Christopher Nolan series still fresh in my mind, Zach Snyder has his work cut out for him.
Suicide Squad on the other hand? Now that is something I could dig my teeth into.
UPDATE: Warner Brothers is throwing ice on our DC boners, I guess they don’t want the millions of readers ‘The Yuppie Yinzer’ reaches out to knowing about their blockbuster.
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