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The Pens dropped one to Philly last night but you shouldnt worry because its January

(Source) PHILADELPHIA — The Philadelphia Flyers never have had a problem ramping up their effort against the Pittsburgh Penguins. It’s finding that same level against the rest of the NHL that has been an issue.

Takeaways? Flyer fans think they’re hot shit because they won a meaningless game in January. They’re on the outside of the playoffs looking in and don’t show much promise for being that team that’s one player away from something.

Real talk now, Flyers bad boy / piece of shit Zac Rinaldo has been summoned and is due for at least a 5 game suspension after his brutal hit knocking Kris Letang out of the game.

Its one thing to be a dickhead bruiser but you gotta own it man. After the game when asked about charging in to make the hit on a prone player and leaving his skates to drive Letang’s head into the glass, Rinaldo quipped “Hey, quit watching hits in slo-motion or else you’ll see all the illegal stuff!!!”

Well since you asked lets see that hit in slow motion…

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The jokes continued, with Rinaldo offering his hit “changed the whole game,” saying “who knows where the game would have gone if I didn’t do what I did.”

He’s a center with 20 points in over 200 games so I don’t know if his impending suspension helps or hurts the Flyers more.

Get well soon Kris, need your help to hoist another one in June.

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Antonio Brown is lifting with The Rock and it should scare the shit out of every Steeler fan


 
(Source) At first glance its easy to see this and get fired up about one of this seasons best wide receivers getting even better. But this is a disaster, and heres why.

Number 1: Dwayne went to the U and does everything he can to contribute to his alma mater.

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No big deal at face value, but it demonstrates how much this guy is giving back.

Number 2: At the U the Rock became buddies with his teammate/scumbug / enemy number 1, Ray Lewis.

Now is when we start to get worried when we realize Dwayne’s a double agent. Ray sent the peoples champ to bulk up Antonio, slowing him down, thus limiting his production and eliminating the Ravens biggest threat. If this tag team doesn’t scare the shit out of you, you’re being naive.

Lets get Rocky in the gym with this freak beast and then we can start planning that parade.

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