The Pirates Put Starling Marte on the Paternity List So He Can Go Get His Sex Trophy

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While you never want to lose your cleanup hitter it’s safe to say there’s quite the Marte Party queued up.

Congrats Starling!

 

Naked Daenerys Targaryen Ditched The Body Double Last Night And It Was Epic

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EW.com Daenerys Targaryen added another spectacular feat to her legendary history on Sunday night’s Game of Thrones. She not only escaped her Dothraki captors, but also brought the house down — literally — with an epic fire-goddess scene that reminded everyone the Mother of Dragons is not to be trifled with.

But before any assumptions are made about Clarke’s participation in the scene, there’s something the actress wants everybody to know. “I’d like to remind people the last time I took my clothes off was season 3,” she says. “That was awhile ago. It’s now season 6. But this is all me, all proud, all strong. I’m just feeling genuinely happy I said ‘Yes.’ That ain’t no body double!

Ho boy! Just like John Snow telling everyone all year that he was in fact dead, it appears her crusade against nude sex scenes was just against the sex part. Turns out she’s all for the naked part.

Here’s her uncensored melons for your reference.

Last year we broke it down for you comparing the actresses who played the clothed and naked Mother of Dragons and while I stand by my assessment that that in real life the smoke body double trumped that dog who also starred in Terminator, I cannot deny that the latest iteration of the Naked Khaleesi not only oozes sex but is a certified bad ass.

The At Bat Before Rougned Odor Punched Joey Bautista Featured a Fan Breast Feeding Her Kid

By now we’ve all seen the replay of Rougned Odor and Joey Bautista’s dust up but let’s go to the tape to jog our memory.

Next level:

Even Josh Donaldson got his in a much less publicized second attack:


Now this all spews from last years iconic bat flip when these two teams matched up in the playoffs.

In their final regular season game of the year Bautista was hit by a pitch and many thought he may have sought revenge when his slide looked like he meant to take out Odor ala Jung Ho Kang last season. Upon further review however this story gets more interesting when you consider Odor may have been looking to strike first here as it appears he had Bautista’s face in his crosshairs:


In any event things got interesting on the internet as Odor was pegged as the heel and some went as far as adjusting his Wikipedia page.

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And that brings us to the real reason you clicked the link. While pulling some highlights and screen grabs I couldn’t help but notice during the at bat prior to the incident there appears to be a fan front and center breast feeding her kid.

I get it the kids gotta eat but this woman’s hair cut screamed feminist so it wouldn’t surprise me if she bought these seats knowing full well she would be center stage going tits out for the kids making some kind of statement.

Out Of Nowhere The Pittsburgh Pulse Are Your New Arena Football Team

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The dust has barely settled from the NFL draft and while we were thinking it would be months until football was back in this city it turns out there’s a new Arena League team to get hyped for.

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Alright where is the sign up for season tickets?

Now guys, if the owner wants to take you out to Olive Garden after a game, just remember the last time that happened they fired the whole team.

Update: Sam Werner at the Post Gazette reports this was all a hoax…

Anyone want to let @AFLPittsburgh know?

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Update #2:

Point: Post Gazette. It would appear as though @AFLPittsburgh has been deleted.

Potentially Leaked Pitt Uniforms Are AWESOME

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Apparently this morning some muckity mucks were behind closed doors taking pictures of the new Pitt uniforms.

Thankfully in this day and age of technology we may have a leak.

Well done Nike.

I was a big fan of their switch last year to the script Pitt logo and throwing it back to the glory days is another step in the right direction.

Update Pitt Script is officially back and it brought new uniforms however there are no throwback powder blues…. Yet. 

Jack Bauer Is Your New President of the United States

The last we saw Jack he was getting taken away by the Russians but based on this video from ABC’s Designated Survivor it would appear as though Mr. Bauer is completing the Jack Ryan circle of life and becoming president. They sure have a lot to catch us up on…

I for one cannot wait until he’s alone in a room with some lobbyist…

“WHO DO YOU WORK FOR”

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This also should mark the end of David Palmer’s reign as “Best TV President.”



Side note: Go ahead and enjoy the only country song worth listening to…

Hey real quick it’s not weird that America’s greatest hero, president, and country artist is played by a British-born Canuck? Right?

Jung Ho Kang Returns And Promptly Hits 2 Dingers

Jung Ho Kang finally made his triumphant return to the Pirates lineup tonight and on his third at bat it was already time to sound the Kang.

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Then once Jung Ho had that sweet taste of dingers he figured why not go back to that well.

You know what that means? Gimme another Kang!

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The only thing better than a pair of taters in your first game back? Korean announcers on the call.

The Pirates Series in Puerto Rico vs Marlins Has Been Moved to Miami

USA Today The series between the Pittsburgh Pirates and Miami Marlins in Puerto Rico on May 30-31 has been relocated because of concerns of the Zika virus, MLB announced on Friday. The two-game series will shift to Miami’s Marlins Park. MLB said in a statement they “had no choice” but to relocate the games after “after numerous players expressed concerns about contracting and potentially transmitting the Zika virus to their partners.”

Good for the MLB not pimping its players out to the hottest new buzzword virus.  Now that this precedent has been set it will be interesting to see what kind of global expansion the MLB continues with going forward.

While the NFL continues to have games in London, the logical move for the MLB would be countries south of the United States where so many of today’s players are from.

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Given today’s news that the MLB is willing to adjust, would players fight playing in other countries such as the Dominican Republic, Venezuela, or Cuba for similar reasons?

Side Note: Lets go next level on their official statement.  The MLB said players were concerned with transmitting the virus “to their partners.” “Partners” was the word that jumped out at me because they did not go with “wives.” Was the MLB PR department just being inclusionary and playing it safe or is there more news to come out of the Pirates and/or Marlins clubhouse??

Le’Veon Bell Is Taking His Rap to the Next Level & Teaming With Snoop Dogg

TMZ Snoop Dogg is about to make Le’Veon Bell’s rap dream come true — telling TMZ Sports he’s absolutely down to blaze a track with the Steelers running back … but there’s a catch. Well, good news … we just got Snoop and he says he’s into the idea — as long as Le’Veon gets his legs healthy!

Back in April TMZ checked in on Le’Veon to ask about his April Fools retirement.  The bigger take away was 26 voicing his interest in collaborating on big time Steelers fan Snoop Dogg.

This week, TMZ caught up with Snoop to get his official response.

And from the looks of things, it would appears Le’Veon is pumped

Who know’s maybe this will turn out to be one hell of a distrack

Side Note: Did no one in Le’Veon Bell’s quality control department point out that he’s going with a nickname shared by the most notorious running back slash murderer ever?

Might not be too late to switch to something like “ice tea,” “lemonade,” “sports drink” or even better “soda” since he has so much #Pop.

Sound The Jung Ho Kang Gong, HES BACK!

MAJOR NEWS hitting today.  Your boy Jung Ho Kang is back in business.  Time to shine up that gong.

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Time for everybody’s Pittsburgh Happy Dance

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