WTAEA western Pennsylvania will appear before a federal magistrate on charges he robbed two banks and a store and eventually told police he did so because he needed the money to kill his ex-girlfriend and flee the state. Rostraver police have said 34-year-old Stephen Gaza IV, of Masontown, “openly admitted” that was his motive after he was charged by them with robbing a PNC Bank branch there on June 11.
Oh man, special kind of idiot here. I’d hate to be the person responsible for giving this guy legal advice. This sounds exactly like the hundreds of times I screwed up as a kid and was questioned by Officer Mom why something was broken in the house.
You know the drill, they’d casually toss out the classic “tell me the truth and you won’t get in trouble.” Obviously any kid with half a brain saw right threw this stone cold lie and lived by the golden rule “deny til you die.”
Now I do not pretend to know all the laws, but I’m pretttttty sure the punishment for an old fashioned robbery isn’t as severe as planning a murder, this might have been the perfect time to use that right to remain silent.
I’m sure ever cornerback AB goes up against this season will try to snap his streak of 33 straight games with 5 catches, 50 yards. Its nice to know if need be, he can extend that streak in one play.
ESPN.comRunning back Le’Veon Bell’s suspension has been reduced from three games to two as a result of a settlement between the NFL and NFL Players Association, sources told ESPN’s Jarrett Bell. Bell was suspended in April for his August 2014 arrest on DUI and marijuana possession charges. Bell, along with then-teammate LeGarrette Blount, were arrested while driving to the airport for a preseason game.
What’s that? The golden boy Tom Brady’s suspension stuck but Le’Veon Bell got a game back??
Oh man that’s funny. The suspension bowl in week one will still be without Brady, Bell and Blount but Le’Veon now gets to have a tune up game vs the Rams in Week 3 before the big primetime showdown vs Baltimore. We missed Bell in the playoffs last year and this is good news knowing he’ll be fully healed up and ready to go.
Any time someone includes a pretend bounce off the ropes to sell the people’s elbow I am obligated to give it a 10 out of 10. Kudos to the other Steelers happy to jump in and play referee.
You know it’s real deal when The Rock himself gets in on the action.
That’s big time right there. If I have to start handing out people’s elbows to jabronis all over downtown landmarks to get some attention for Dwayne I’ll do it…
CBSSports.comSome football players just show up to training camp. Others roll up in style. Put Antonio Brown in the second camp. The Steelers wide receiver, who led the league in receptions and receiving yards last season, is cruising into the team’s training camp in a — literally — signature Rolls-Royce custom Phantom tricked out in Steelers’ colors.
Well that’s certainly an epic way to roll into camp. After questions all off season if Antonio would hold out for a new contract, it appears holdout rumors have been put to rest. If Antonio’s finance manager is Spencer Strasmore I’m sure he’s pissed he dropped half a mil on a RR before getting paid. Then again, maybe they’ll hit the gym together and have a good laugh about it all.
“With the first pick in the 2015 Fantasy Football Draft, the Yuppie Yinzer’s select, Antonio Brown”
Every so often someone outside the city walls reads The Yuppie Yinzer and questions what exactly a “Yinzer” is. A derivation of “yinz” (akin to y’all, yous guys, you guys, etc) “yinzer” has often been difficult to truly describe to an outsider. Fortunatley with football right around the corner, all the text book Yinzer’s made it out to Steelers camp and WTAE was there to produce us a wonderful piece of education.
Right out of the gate we get to see a few Yinzer broad smokeshows made it out to camp. Finally after months wearing their Steeler jersey’s to the St Patty’s day parade, numerous birthday parties, and their anniversary dinner at Pirmanti’s their choice of attire finally fits in.
Another Steeler fan has gone the distance and was kind enough to set down his Le’veon Bell voodoo doll to show off his championship patches he so graciously tatooed to his head.
“Joey Porter right dare… there’s the bus…”
We even got a few transplants from New Jersey, and this woman from Ohio is coming in with a hot take on dealing with her husband who’s a Browns fan (poor guy… both being a Brown’s fan and waking up next to this every morning).
And fortunately if the Yinzer’s aren’t answering the 7am bell, we can rely on the man in a giant foam cowboy hat to wind everyone up.
In a world being overrun by vegans and gluten free jabroni’s it is refreshing to know the Yinzer’s still know how to eat like an American…
Side note, its a quick cut but if you break down the tape you can tell when they send it back to the anchor in the studio it’s clear he’s a transplant doing his time in Pittsburgh, questioning how his elite Syracuse Journalism education landed him this gig.
Holy shit who is this smokeshow and why haven’t I seen her when I accidentally fat finger the remote and turn on Fox News?
Oh that’s because she is on some poor person closed circuit TV channel competing with the local high school’s morning announcements for ratings. Instead of grinding it out another year and making her big soapbox speech on a real news network she went after an entire race and suggested your boy Barry Obama carpet bomb them all.
Listen toots, you’ve probably made it real far with that cute face and ability to string together a coherent sentence. But you don’t even have a Wikipedia page. I understand you think you can roll out some rant and go viral and while I’m sure your Twitter got a bump you’re still a nobody on the internet.
You know what’s worse than being a nobody on the internet? Being a nobody who gets blacklisted from a real job. Even the physco’s at Fox News are passing around this video with crying face emojis asking “who’s this nutcase?”
If we play “an eye for an eye” we can just attribute this whole thing as something another dumb blonde did. But you know what? It’s not fair to call you dumb because you’re blonde just like it’s not fair to call all Muslims terrorists. Go back to reading the morning announcements and let guys like Jack Bauer handle the bad guys.
No lie if I were front row for this I would lose my mind like a black person at at magic show.
It’s also interesting that these chicks lose their shit when a Taylor Swift song drops and are completely indifferent to Queen. It’s quirks like this that have Kanye thinking he can pretend he’s Freddy Mercury.
If you listen close you can hear their panties dropping to the floor when “Red” starts playing and I totally get that. If I were a chick you can throw your job, income, dick size, and looks out of the window, I’m yours if you know the least bit of Slight of Hand.
PennLive The son of former Penn State coach Joe Paterno wrote a letter to Ohio State University head coach Urban Meyer last year in hopes of getting a job with the organization, according to new court documents.
Court documents released on Monday relating to the legal battle between Joe Paterno’s estate and the NCAA. In an appendix of exhibits, there is a letter dated December 23, 2014 from Jay Paterno — Joe’s son — to Meyer, who won the 2015 College Football Playoff National Championship.
In the handwritten letter, Paterno congratulates Meyer for his success and wishes him luck in the playoffs. A paragraph later, Paterno asks Meyer for a job at Ohio State, a longtime Penn State rival.
“This note is also to express my interest in any coaching positions that have opened and may open on your staff in the future,” Paterno wrote. “My father had tremendous respect for you and I share that respect as well. It would be an honor to be a part of your staff.”
Paterno went on to write, “For you [sic] Ohio State — I would bring a diverse set of experiences on and off the field that would be an asset to your program. My career has included success in recruiting, coaching as well as leadership in social media and public relations.”
Funniest article I have read all year. As a matter of fact I was 100% certain this I was reading something on The Onion. Turn’s out it’s all real and thus even funnier.
I am not sure if Jay has really big balls, or is just stupid. He comes out HARD addressing Coach Meyer as “Urban.” I know Jay had an awful father but I’d expect Joe taught a little more respect to address his FAR superiors appropriately. Later in the letter he goes on to claim he had “success in recruiting, coaching as well as leadership in social media and public relations.” LOL No, no, and HELLLLLLL NO. Lol come on Jay, this is lunacy.
Since the Yuppie Yinzer is fair and balanced, lets get Buckeye Nation’s thoughts on bringing aboard Paterno.
Yea sorry Jay, the Buckeye’s seem set on the other former Penn State coach who guys fired…
Fun fact, any time I interview a Penn State alumni I offer the same “cliche interview litmus” question… “Joe Paterno: Heaven or Hell?” No matter how good or bad the interview is up until that point, it tells you all you need to know.
Laughing at that poor poor university, a tradition unlike any other…. hit it.
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