WTAE A fraternity at Pennsylvania State University has been suspended after two private Facebook pages containing pictures of partially naked women were discovered, police said. Several members of the university’s chapter of Kappa Delta Rho are accused of taking the pictures of the women when they were sleeping or passed out and posting them to the private Facebook page “Covert Business Transactions,” according to a search warrant obtained by NBC-affiliate WJAC. Pictures on the page also included drug sales and hazing.

Be better Penn State. Facebook jumped the shark a long time ago when employers started using it as a means of vetting potential employees. I’d love to meet the brainiac who thought it be a “sick idea bruh” to make a Facebook page dedicated to those pictures the creep pledges took of all the sluts you had over last Friday. Love that they were equal opportunist morons even including photos of drug deals.

I almost thought this was an Onion article when I read that they used the title “Covert Business Transactions,” for the pictures they uploaded to the internet… Covert? Really guys? I’d love to see how they discreetly hide their porn on their computers. I doubt they’re rolling with the “Work Stuff 2012” folder.

It isn’t fair to pin this all on Penn State, but rather the hood rats in Kappa Delta Rho. Really sucks that those speeches during pledge week about how “being a brother would help you network your way to a great job at graduation” won’t pan out. Granted, for as dumb as these clowns appear to be, they still may include a line that they were the “Photography Bro – KDR 2014-2015.” I bet it is a real sobering feeling to wake up this morning afternoon to know that you were somebodies bitch for an entire semester, and now can’t include it on your resume or mention it at your interview for whatever pyramid scheme you end up giving a try.

In most movies, these are the times that solidify a fraternity to take down the bureaucratic bad guys. Usually you root the frat but I don’t think KDR is going to have many fans here. Taking pictures of passed out drunk girls is borderline rapey and probably suggest there were more egregious acts not caught on film. Rape is one of those reprehensible things its near impossible to come back from… unless you Penn State.

NBC6 A Pennsylvania woman was arrested at Miami International Airport for allegedly being disorderly on a flight and not complying with the flight crew, according to a police report. Karen Halnon, 52, was on an American Airlines flight headed from Managua, Nicaragua to Miami on Saturday. Officials and passengers said Halnon, a Penn State University professor, started ranting about halfway through her two and a half hour flight. “The United States has declared war on Venezuela! The United States has declared war on Venezuela!” the woman repeatedly said, according to iPhone footage shot by a fellow passenger. “Venezuela has been declared an international security threat!”

Shocker another Penn Stater loses their damn mind and continues to escalate a midst looks of shock and disgust from those around her. It used to just be impressionable young people crying fowl that their rape enabling coach got his statue put into storage, but now its full fledged anti-American rants.

I almost respected her when she lit up a cigarette and just owned the fact that she was a psychopath. Then she tried to pass blame to the guy next to her, total Penn State move. A few weeks back Keith Olbermann crafted a masterpiece of a rant about how these people have no sense of reality. Only took three weeks for a professor of all people to make national news with her antics. I’d expect this kind of behavior from a junkie or perhaps someone trying bath salts, be better Dr. Halnon.

Real scary that people like this are shaping the young minds of America.

WTAE The Subway restaurant on McNeilly Road in Baldwin Township was robbed by a man carrying a knife in his hand and a gun in his pocket on Sunday afternoon, police said.

Love this kid. Right off the bat he makes it clear he was “not gonna risk his life for Subway. Even has the common courtesy to wish the guy a nice day.

Double fault here though with money still in the register. The criminal HAS to take every last penny if he is going to stoop to this level robbing a Subway. Hell he should have probably made sure to get a sandwich out of the deal as well. The real mystery to me however is the fact that after this guy doesn’t take every last cent, what is Justin Price doing not cleaning out the register for pain and suffering.

Pro-tip: If you find yourself in a situation where the place you work is getting robbed, it is your job to help clear the place out. If some idiot isn’t going to take it all, you subsidize the theft, and pin the entire thing on him.

SteakandBJ.org Over the years, Valentine’s Day has become a commercial holiday for women. On February 14, intimate couples celebrate their love with candy, flowers, greeting cards, and other gifts of affection. Men do not want candy. Men have no need for flowers or teddy bears. There are two things men want: steak and a blowjob. March 14, one month after Valentine’s Day, is the offical date for Steak and BJ Day. If a man makes his woman feel special on Valentine’s Day, then she will make him feel special one month later. Even though this special day for men is not yet recognized by the government, Hallmark, or other major greeting card companies, it is slowly gaining recognition. To help keep the revolution alive, we have created the official website for Steak and BJ Day.

Pi day has jumped the shark. It used to be a cool quirky thing in high school as an excuse to bail on geometric functions for some pie. Now it’s another geek chic charade where guys try to act like they are sooooo intellectual because they connect 3.14 with March 14th. This year it’s ramped up to near intolerable degrees with just about everyone spinning they’re own meme on Facebook harping that this “once in a century moment” allows Pi day to go out to 9 decimal places.   The only thing worse than these try hards are the bros who claim to be “comic book nerds” having seen The Dark Knight. 



It’s truly a shame that men have gotten away from celebrating the real holiday, Steak & BJ Day.  Guys need to stop worrying about Pi on March 14th and do a better job getting their woman to worry about the stroudel. 

Great work here NBC. The Rock knows how to bring it and even tho they left him off they’re special last month, he is still one of the best “athlete” hosts.

I can all but guarantee we’ll get The Rock Obama and likely a few more skits in spandex and or cut offs. 



You always hear about NFL stars, who hang up the cleats and immediately enter that downward spiral into bankruptcy and debt. Don’t worry tho, the guy who was smart enough to accidentally shot himself in the leg is now investing!

Smells funny from the start but rest assured that he is under the tutalege of “Penny Stock” extraordinaire, Tim Sykes.

I’m sure this guy soared up the pyramid scheme ladder, dominating sales at Cutco and then Enterprise Rent-a-Car so I trust him to manage my money. Now if you’re a little apprehensive about approaching Plax with your stacks, its important to remember the ole Meek Mill passage, “Scared money, dont make no money.”

That being said you should probably be terrified of the uneducated, weapon yielding, ex NFL player and in turn also be filthy rich in no time.

https://soundcloud.com/funnyordie/you-asked-for-it-heres-69-minutes-of-carly-rae-jepsen-singing-really-on-loop/s-7M5Kl

FoD With the immediate success of Carly Rae Jepsen’s new single, “I Really Like You,” it became clear that the people of Earth wanted one thing: to hear more “reallys” than the runaway hit provides — specifically, 69 minutes of “reallys.” Well, we read all the #WeWant69MinutesOfCarlyRaeJepsenSingingReallyFromHerNewHitSingleIReallyLikeYou tweets, and we’ve got you covered. We transformed the song and created an entirely new pop sensation. Here it is! You’re welcome, internet! Make sure you stick around for the end! It’s the best part!!

Ha, yea I gotcha, but now that I have you I should point out how awesome the actual music video is.

The first reaction is “OMG I can’t believe they got Tom Freakin Hanks for the music video!” I’m pretty sure however that this is just a 3:28 window into the day to day life of Tom Hanks. Just walk around all day being really awesome and uppity until you pop a pregnancy scare prank on someone.

I really think its time to get back to some more comedic Hanks. I just don’t need him faking a Boston accent and fighting off Somali pirates.

Wrestlezone Connor Michalek Ultimate Warrior AwardIn honor of the late, great Ultimate Warrior the WWE is creating a special award – the Warrior Award – to be included as a part of the annual WWE Hall of Fame ceremony. “The Warrior Award will be given to someone who has exhibited unwavering strength and perseverance, and who lives life with the courage and compassion that embodies the indomitable spirit of WWE Hall of Famer, The Ultimate Warrior.” WWE.com has confirmed this award will be a part of each ceremony going forward. 

Tonight’s Raw, emanating from Consol Energy Center, including the announcement that Connor Michalek will post humorously receive the Warrior Award at WWE’s Hall of Fame the night before Wrestlemania. 

The WWE is a class act and it’s usually John Cena being marketed as Mr. Make-a-Wish but this time it was Daniel Bryan who changed this little boys life. 

Love the award being a thing going forward. The bars been set high but I know WWE will find new ways to get it done. 

Connors legacy continues today. If interested, donations can be made by visiting www.givetochildrens.org/CONNORSCURE.

NCAA Officials will treat illegal equipment issues – such as jerseys tucked under the shoulder pads or exposed back pads – by making the player leave the field for at least one play. The equipment must be corrected for the player to return to the game. The player may remain in the game if his team takes a timeout to correct the equipment issue



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Intimidation. It’s covered from day one. It’s the reason football is 80% mental and 40% physical (Steve Emtman, Little Giants 1994). That’s all the crop top was, a means of intimidation. 

Ezekiel Elliot joined Forrest Gump as the only 2 guys to run all over Alabama. Could he have done it with a normal shirt? Likely. But the crop top added to his legend and in no way put him at any risk of serious injury. 

This is another textbook example of a bunch of suits who got cut from their Pop Warner team striking down on the fun being had by the real athletes. 

Real shame these losers couldn’t have amounted to more in life, using that rejection to rise above the odds. Next thing you know they’re going to rule “The Anexation of Puerto Rico” illegal. 

Sidenote/Smutnote Ice Box grew up . 





Oh boy we got ourselves a good ole fashion buddy cop drama here. Tell me if you’ve heard this tale before, experienced cop is due to retire soon but is still operating under the belief that he’s still got it and has a few years left.  Then next thing he knows, some young whipper snapper punk struts into the precinct and everyone latches right on. 



Let’s just hope things turn out better for the new marine dog than it did for Detective David Mills. 

h/t Imgur