Hockey Night Punjabi’s Mega Viral Nick Bonino Goal Now Has An Official TShirt

For weeks now, we’ve been all over Hockey Night Punjabi.  In a world where Doc Emrick is the gold standard I would voluntarily switch over to the Punjabi channel if Fios let me.

After game 1 it was apparent that I wasn’t the only one on the Punjabi Bandwagon when Nick Bonino’s game winner had the call of the century.

Now, thanks to the fine folks over at Center Field Smoke you can purchase the official Stanley Cup Bonino Tshirt.

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Get on over to Center Field Smoke and order yours.  Free shipping with promo code BBQ16.

The Folks At Hockey Night Punjabi Finally Met Nick Bonino And It Was EPIC

I don’t know who needed the other more but after a long playoff run these two have ascended to another galaxy and are on top of the hockey world.

If you’ve been under a rock here’s how it all started.

From there we had an official TShirt from Center Field Smoke

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And then 5 games later we have Nick Bonino hoisting the real Stanley Cup.

If only Nick Bonino could have the WWE championship too….

Oh wait

Update: The Bonino Stanley Cup shirts are back for Christmas!!!

 

Am I Crazy to Think Santa’s Reindeer Have a Specific Order When Naming Them?

My wife and I caught up on This is Us last night and in Tuesday’s episode Mandy Moore’s character named the reindeer and I commented that it was barbarian for her to go out of order. 

The wife follows up by coming over the top to reveal she can’t name them period….

To her credit, after a moment of thought she was able to rattle off 7. 

On Donner, on Dasher, on Prancer, on Comit, on Dancer, on Vixin, on Rudolph, on Cupid

And still we dont have the order, am I nuts or should I be worried my wife is engaging in textbook precrime?

Let’s send the signal out and determine who’s nuts. 


The Mystery Man from The Everyone Gets a Trophy Podcast (killing it nbd) is a wealth of info but apparently not deer so on to the next one. 

Went to the Jersey boy for some diversity in my research and a noble effort yielding several correct answers yet went out of order so like my dick Statisitics professor junior year I am giving no partial credit. 

Next we have a glimmer of false hope. 


Relatively close at least he named them all but a little birdie informed me she was feeding him answers. 


Ayyyye finally a winner. This gal was raised right hitting all 9 in order that’s how it’s done. 

For the hottest take let’s keep it in the family and go to my brother. 


So there you have it I was right, there’s an order and if you don’t know it you’re at risk for committing some sort of crime down the road. 

Sing it. 

Pitt Girls Totally Dig Guys Who Try To Jump Between Roofs, Only to Wedge Between 2 Buildings…

WTAE A Pitt student trying to impress a date tried to jump between two buildings in Oakland and got stuck in a space about 16-18 inches wide.

The incident was reported early Tuesday morning on the 3700 block of Forbes Avenue.

“My understanding is (that) he was jumping between two buildings and fell in between them,” said Pittsburgh Public Safety director Wendell Hissrich. “Basically,(he was stuck in) a 16-18-inch crevice and fell three stories.”

Emergency responders spent several hours working to rescue the man, including cutting holes through the wall of a Qdoba restaurant.

“It appeared there were three walls we had to go through, and also we had people on the roof,” said Hissrich. “One of the paramedics did rappel down three stories to render assistance, and also provide us some landmarks to where he was.”

Don’t let the magazines at the grocery store fool you.  Women are not interest in money, looks, or your clever sense of humor.  You know what gets them going? Parkour, the internet sensation of 2004.

“They are doing parkour as long as point A is delusion and point B is the hospital.” Yes and yes, sounds like this guy was DEFINITELY doing parkour.

Naturally his sick moves paid off…

While simultaneously pissing off the locals seeking their daily bagel….

If you came here to find out about the welfare of the genius who couldn’t clear an 18 inch gap and spent this morning thinking he was James Franco in 27 hours only to be rescued in an operation that looked just like a terrorist extraction somewhere in the third world, he did give us thumbs up on his stretcher after just like when a football player get decapitated on the field and lies motionless for minutes….

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Uber’s Self Driving Cars (With 2 Employees in the Front Seats) Are Launching in Pittsburgh

Bloomberg Starting later this month, Uber will allow customers in downtown Pittsburgh to summon self-driving cars from their phones, crossing an important milestone that no automotive or technology company has yet achieved. Google, widely regarded as the leader in the field, has been testing its fleet for several years, and Tesla Motors offers Autopilot, essentially a souped-up cruise control that drives the car on the highway. Earlier this week, Ford announced plans for an autonomous ride-sharing service. But none of these companies has yet brought a self-driving car-sharing service to market.

Uber’s Pittsburgh fleet, which will be supervised by humans in the driver’s seat for the time being, consists of specially modified Volvo XC90 sport-utility vehicles outfitted with dozens of sensors that use cameras, lasers, radar, and GPS receivers. Volvo Cars has so far delivered a handful of vehicles out of a total of 100 due by the end of the year. The two companies signed a pact earlier this year to spend $300 million to develop a fully autonomous car that will be ready for the road by 2021.

In Pittsburgh, customers will request cars the normal way, via Uber’s app, and will be paired with a driverless car at random. Trips will be free for the time being, rather than the standard local rate of $1.30 per mile. In the long run, Kalanick says, prices will fall so low that the per-mile cost of travel, even for long trips in rural areas, will be cheaper in a driverless Uber than in a private car. “That could be seen as a threat,” says Volvo Cars CEO Hakan Samuelsson. “We see it as an opportunity.” 

For now, Uber’s test cars travel with safety drivers, as common sense and the law dictate. These professionally trained engineers sit with their fingertips on the wheel, ready to take control if the car encounters an unexpected obstacle. A co-pilot, in the front passenger seat, takes notes on a laptop, and everything that happens is recorded by cameras inside and outside the car so that any glitches can be ironed out. Each car is also equipped with a tablet computer in the back seat, designed to tell riders that they’re in an autonomous car and to explain what’s happening. “The goal is to wean us off of having drivers in the car, so we don’t want the public talking to our safety drivers,” Krikorian says.

The single cockiest move here is selecting Pittsburgh as the test city.  I understand parts of the city are turning into the east coasts own Silicon Valley with its vast resources including some of the most elite colleges but I want to think whoever made this decision didn’t come from one of these elite institutions.

All of the cities out there laid out in a grid where all the turns are ideal lefts and right? Nah I prefer the city laid out like a triangle that’s surrounded by water on 2 sides.  I want the city that has the second most bridges in the United States, that’s the perfect candidate.

In the social media age, everyone seeks some kind of fame.  Youtube famous.  Vine famous.  Twitter famous.  You want the fast track to fame? Go sit in one of these Uber’s next month for free and be the leading role in the headlines when one of these Volvos zigs instead of zags and ends up in a river.

Side note: If you think I’m getting into the back of a truly driverless Uber one day and sitting in the same seat 2 drunks almost certainly just banged in you’re out of your mind.  All these advanced scientists focusing on the computer logistics of the operation, lets get a guy on the payroll who can build in some kind of toilet seat liner ajace technology I can pull out before getting in.

 

Pat Narduzzi Carpet Bombed Twitter This Morning With Pitt’s HOT HOT HOT Throwback Uniform’s

Back in May Pitt generated some excitement with the announcement that the Pitt Script logo would return full time.  Nike pimped out some new uniforms with the modern navy and gold but the fact that the script was back left us with some hope that we would get back to the classic uniforms one day.

Fast forward three months and boom would you look at that we’re getting throwbacks for Georgia Tech.

Pretty sure every alumni’s reaction is similar to Ohio football in 2011 when they debuted their black uniforms.

FootballScoop.com has more pictures:

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In Light of James Harrison Launching His Kids Into The Pool I Wonder If He’s Looking To Adopt

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We already knew James was shaping the greatest product of this generation with his firm “no participation trohpy’s” stance.

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Today he silenced anyone who questions the kind of upbringing his Juniors have. If seeing him launch his kids to the moon on the way to his pool doesn’t shoot envy through your veins, check yourself… Do you have a pulse?

Before summer’s were just another Wednesday, and before you realized how many people were using the pool as a convenient toilet, going to the pool was the tits. We got our first notion of the pussification of America when high dives were replaced with water slides but that could not stop anyone from asking an adult to sling them into the deep end.

The catch however was the adults were busy rocking dad bod’s before they were cool and the result was hardly as exciting as free fall from a high dive. Fast forward to present day and we get to see what it would be like to grow up with a freak beast athlete exceeding the heights of any common high dive.

I won my fair share of trophies the old fashioned way and never felt deprived if I did not make it to the winner circle but today I know what that deprivation tastes like and for that reason I’d like wish upon James Harrison that he adopt a 29 year old accountant to make up for lost time and shoot me to the moon a few times.

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The Guy Who Should Be President, Mark Cuban, Called Donald Trump a Jagoff

Have I cornered the Pittsburgh sports market? Optimistically yes.  The next logical step is to get political all over the internet and it’s going to start today with the guy who should be president, Mark Cuban.

At at Hillary Clinton rally Saturday Mark touched on Hillary’s opponent, Donald Trump.

Mark Cuban isn’t wrong here but the problem is we’re on a crash course where America is going to be forced to choose the lesser of two evils and that shouldn’t be what it’s all about.  3 months to the big day one can hope Cuban comes out of the clouds and saves the world announcing he’s running for president.

At the end of the day I’m less concerned with emails or racism, no all I care about is a retweet….

DeAngelo Williams Hijacked His Wedding With a Walking Dead Theme

Sitting 26 days out from my own wedding I can tell you the fact that he not only pulled this off in such detail but also convinced the entire wedding party to buy in is truly a miracle.

Granted, since everyone was in makeup he could have just hired actors to play his boring friends if they declined but you know that would have been a ticking time bomb for the new Mrs. Williams if she couldn’t go squad deep on a day that used to be reserved for woman.

I highly doubt all those feminist considered men would absorb their wedding stakes in the new age of equality but not that DeAngelo set the bar so high it might be time to quietly replace the dance floor at my wedding with a wrestling ring and send the DJ over some new music…

Sidenote: The Undertaker has been more or less retired for years now and yet he ironically won’t die in pop culture.  Not only did he get a hat tip here but also more or less won Cleveland their first championship in a billion years (roughly).

Why Are All of The Pirate’s Best Fans Always in Other Cities?

By now you’ve all seen the latest little bucco going viral with his emotional 18 inning game yesterday.

The question here though is why are we always getting these first ballot hall of fame performances from kids when the Pirates on the road?

Don’t believe me? Lets flashback to the Pirates series last season in San Diego

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You know what we get at PNC instead of that kind of passion? 20,000 yinzers woo’ing and clowns using their iPad to take pictures.

I’m calling you out people.  Get your act together and bring some of that October spirit to the dog days of summer.  That kind of juice is contagious.

 

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