While Ronda faces her “stiffest competition to date” in the octagon tonight, what better time to face some Smut War competition. 

First to the ring tonight is the challenger Cat “Alpha” Zingano. A relative unknown to the common man, there isn’t much smut tape on Cat, but enough to wet your whistle. 







Cat is challenging the women’s champion Ronda Rousey who has yet to be defeated in the octagon. Ronda comes to Smut Wars as one of the most well known UFC competitors, man or woman. 







She’s 10-0 in the Octagon and might have the stuff to kick a man’s ass one day. What plays against her however may be this recent exposure, specifically in the latest Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. She has been prettying herself up and loving all the attention. She obviously gets the first round knockout in tonight Smut Wars but the real question, has all this dolling up gone to her head making her vulnerable tonight?

We shall see. 

Update: Ronda Layed The Smackdown in 14 Seconds

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