The Hollywood Reporter Mark Cuban and Ann Coulter have joined the growing list of guest stars for the third TV movie in the phenomenon, The Hollywood Reporter has learned. Launching in July, Sharknado 3 will be set in Washington, D.C., this time and, per Syfy, will “cause mass destruction in the nation’s capital” before it roars down the Eastern Seaboard. Entrepreneur/Dallas Mavericks owner Cuban of Shark Tank will play the president, while conservative commentator/author Coulter will play the VP.

I’ll be honest, I think I would be a-ok with Sharknado’s if it meant Mark Cuban ran the free world. This isn’t a knock on Barry Obama, it’s just the Mark Cuban knows his shit. I tune into Shark Tank every week, not just for some interesting ideas, but to pick up a few tips from Cuban on how the world works.

The fictional universe of Sharknado has a lot to look forward to with Cuban in charge. The easy money is that he dies a brutal death, similar to fellow Shark Damon John in Sharknado 2.

However if Sharknado 3 is the end to an historic trilogy, it would make sense that Cuban figures it all out and saves the day.

Side note, I’m from Pittsburgh, he’s from Pittsburgh. Match made in heaven right? Eh probably not so much. Every time someone enters the tanks and mentions their roots in the steel city or fandom for the Mavericks he basically offers a fake smile and eventually bows out. That being said, I’ll still Cyberdust him (look it up) and maybe a blind squirrel will find a nut.