LOVE AJ Burnett these days. Pirates management tried to ruin a good thing when the didn’t sign him after 2013 but fortunately the Dark Knight rises again down at PNC.

The Pirates have a Starling Marte bobblehead lined up for June but if they let this season end without a Burnett Batman Bobblehead they have missed a golden opportunity. A tatted up Batman Bobblehead is not the figurine the city wants but it’s the city needs. 

It’s your move Pirates, either die / release the bobblehead and be the hero, or live long enough to become the villain. I have literally done 90% of the legwork for you guys. From creation to design all I need you to do is get some tats on that rendering and send it away to your guys.

Once again for your records have a look. 

Ps. There’s a lot more million dollar ideas locked up in this brain Buccos. I do have a price and would be happy to come in and consult.

Pps. That free shirt AJ designed and they gave out was cute and a nice start but people today think Christian Bale and Ben Affleck when they think Batman. Channeling the Adam West iteration didn’t strike a cord with the masses and plus, free shirts are historically gross cotton and spend more time in the dust rag rotation than the wearable tshirt rotation. 

Ppps. The Pirates Bobblehead Quality Assurance needs to give better effort than they did for the J-Hay Bobblehead.