Aw man poor Britney.  According to Google, Alopecia affects upwards of 3 million people a year, but the good news is it’s treatable and I’m sure Britney has some scheckles saved up. 

Just last week I declared Britney the winner of Smut Wars III over Xtina. With that kind of public praise, Britney needs to be sure her crew is on the up and up and keeps that weave tight.